I was just searching for something and found this MySQL bug report:
Technorati Tags:humor, mysql, sqlOther JDBC drivers I have used make toast for breakfast… MySQL Connector/J doesn’t make toast, it can only pour a bowl of froot loops…
…Thank you for taking the time to write to us, but this is not a bug… I believe you should look into a device called a \”toaster\” to make your toast.
Yes, I found this one, too, some time ago.
Bug #2 - probably the first test of the newly installed bug tracker :)
I blame PHP’s Magic Quotes.
Yes, I filed that bug, because Jim Winstead (who still maintains our bug system) wanted to test a couple of features.
I guess we just ended up leaving it in there for posterity!
http://bugs.mysql.com/bug.php?id=1603
Ooh, that one’s a little risque even.