Not a bug: MySQL Connector/J doesn’t make toast
I was just searching for something and found this MySQL bug report:
Other JDBC drivers I have used make toast for breakfast… MySQL Connector/J doesn’t make toast, it can only pour a bowl of froot loops…
…Thank you for taking the time to write to us, but this is not a bug… I believe you should look into a device called a “toaster” to make your toast.


Yes, I found this one, too, some time ago.
Bug #2 - probably the first test of the newly installed bug tracker :)
Daniel Schneller
15 Oct 07 at 10:29 am
I blame PHP’s Magic Quotes.
Brian Papantonio
15 Oct 07 at 12:52 pm
Yes, I filed that bug, because Jim Winstead (who still maintains our bug system) wanted to test a couple of features.
I guess we just ended up leaving it in there for posterity!
Mark Matthews
15 Oct 07 at 4:48 pm
http://bugs.mysql.com/bug.php?id=1603
Another one of the same ilk
30 Oct 07 at 10:21 am
Ooh, that one’s a little risque even.
Xaprb
30 Oct 07 at 10:26 am