… I’m almost insulted! Look at this!

… I’m almost insulted! Look at this!

I'm the lead author of High Performance MySQL, Second Edition.
You can hire me! I work as a consultant for Percona with some of my co-authors and other performance experts. You can contact me like this:
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If you're looking for free, fast, friendly MySQL help instead of expert consulting, please send your questions to the MySQL mailing list, or hop on #mysql at FreeNode on IRC. Thanks!
haha, funny :)