Not a good day to blog anything serious
Wow. Now’s not a good day to announce anything true on your blog. I see a bunch of stuff that probably is true — but who’s banking on that? Is there really a new version of HeidiSQL? Is Arjen really moving to California to do MySQL work? Is Tokutek really purchasing Oracle? Gee, I’m not sure.
If I had any thoughts left in my head, I’d make a funny myself, but my head’s pretty empty. Believe that if you want to.
Hehe, yes especially not after your own “instrumentation is like sex” post earlier.
Matthew Montgomery
1 Apr 10 at 1:02 pm
I feel like announcing I’ve acquired Tokutek. It seems like they’re having a lot of fun today.
Morgan Tocker
1 Apr 10 at 2:29 pm
I’m waiting for Tokutek to acquire the United States Department of Homeland Security, which they might describe as a “small bureaucracy.”
Xaprb
1 Apr 10 at 2:37 pm