Comments on: My new startup: 1-900-SELECT http://www.xaprb.com/blog/2011/04/01/my-new-startup-1-900-select/ Stay curious! Thu, 02 May 2013 12:36:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: William http://www.xaprb.com/blog/2011/04/01/my-new-startup-1-900-select/#comment-19255 William Fri, 01 Apr 2011 18:13:52 +0000 http://www.xaprb.com/blog/?p=2258#comment-19255 My new startup:

sqlounrachels

sql-cloud-on-rails-cache-lazy-ass

Infinitly scalable, secure, OLTP, data wherehousing, sql based, caching, compressing, distributed third party service, local availability for on the go professional data architects, websioneers, CTO’s, WebTO’,crackers, hackers, slackers, marketeering, and lizard wranglers of all hats.

Just install the demo on your server today and receive a preview of the source code base from a year ago. Due for full release Octember 32, 2011.

]]> By: Matt Reid http://www.xaprb.com/blog/2011/04/01/my-new-startup-1-900-select/#comment-19254 Matt Reid Fri, 01 Apr 2011 17:15:15 +0000 http://www.xaprb.com/blog/?p=2258#comment-19254 But… 900-SELECT is one number too short to work. Funny idea though :)

]]> By: Chris http://www.xaprb.com/blog/2011/04/01/my-new-startup-1-900-select/#comment-19248 Chris Fri, 01 Apr 2011 14:11:12 +0000 http://www.xaprb.com/blog/?p=2258#comment-19248 Are you up for a threesome with me and my customer? We need someone to do some CROSS JOINing with!

]]> By: eka http://www.xaprb.com/blog/2011/04/01/my-new-startup-1-900-select/#comment-19247 eka Fri, 01 Apr 2011 12:15:36 +0000 http://www.xaprb.com/blog/?p=2258#comment-19247 that’s April Fools Day ;)

]]> By: Istvan http://www.xaprb.com/blog/2011/04/01/my-new-startup-1-900-select/#comment-19245 Istvan Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:27:58 +0000 http://www.xaprb.com/blog/?p=2258#comment-19245 You should see my face while I was reading .. :D LOL

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