I need help. I’m giving an Ignite talk at Velocity EU that involves a guitar. I don’t want to bring a guitar all the way from America just for this. Would you please loan me one? It doesn’t need to be anything special – any old classical or acoustic 6-string standard guitar will do. All I’m going to do is tune it. If you can bring a guitar to loan me, please post in the comments or give me a shout on Twitter.