Are you ready for the end of the world?

Have you prepared yourself?

mysql> select 1234567890 - unix_timestamp();
| 1234567890 - unix_timestamp() |
|                         25091 | 

Not much longer now!

I'm Baron Schwartz, the founder and CEO of VividCortex. I am the author of High Performance MySQL and lots of open-source software for performance analysis, monitoring, and system administration. I contribute to various database communities such as Oracle, PostgreSQL, Redis and MongoDB. More about me.