Not a good day to blog anything serious

Wow. Now’s not a good day to announce anything true on your blog. I see a bunch of stuff that probably is true – but who’s banking on that? Is there really a new version of HeidiSQL? Is Arjen really moving to California to do MySQL work? Is Tokutek really purchasing Oracle? Gee, I’m not sure.

If I had any thoughts left in my head, I’d make a funny myself, but my head’s pretty empty. Believe that if you want to.

I'm Baron Schwartz, the founder and CEO of VividCortex. I am the author of High Performance MySQL and lots of open-source software for performance analysis, monitoring, and system administration. I contribute to various database communities such as Oracle, PostgreSQL, Redis and MongoDB. More about me.